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Wandering Deer

Winter is almost over on Quadra Island

Wandering Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Spring is on its way - you can already see the deer on the meadow

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And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey. - Ernest T. Seton

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan

When you paint Spring, do not paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots, but just paint Spring. To paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots is to paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots - it is not yet painting Spring. - Dogen

Here's how much I know about hockey. Mike Royko and I were in a tiny bar one winter night, and the radio kept reporting goals by the Blackhawks. I mentioned how frequently the team was scoring. "You're listening to the highlights," Royko observed. - Roger Ebert

Who's that sleeping
Under the ground?
Waiting for spring
Not making a sound?

On February second,
Looking for fun,
Hoping the clouds
Will hide the sun.

Seeing no shadow
He comes out to play,
Because he knows
It's Groundhog Day! - Judy Strickland


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