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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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