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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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