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Tailgate Coyote

Hold on, doggie!

Tailgate Coyote thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life! She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later, her neighbour saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne, Alabama. The pick-up truck driver is Mike Guillotte - a local taxidermist with a great sense of humour!    PS: It's not a dog - it's a coyote.

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Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

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She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
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