Hold on, doggie!
A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life! She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later, her neighbour saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne, Alabama. The pick-up truck driver is Mike Guillotte - a local taxidermist with a great sense of humour! PS: It's not a dog - it's a coyote.
Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic
Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton
When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond
If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke
The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans
I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich
New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami