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Strong Straws

Pasta so strong, you can't let it go

Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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