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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron


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