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Allusion to Illusion

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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