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Stealth Readers

Finding peace and quiet in the library

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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