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Smile For The Day

Why you should ALWAYS twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house

Smile For The Day thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Just think how many people she made smile throughout the day

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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