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Sinking Feeling

Walking into no-woman’s land

Sinking Feeling thanks to Gene Jaster

Jumping off the deep end

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United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


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