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Signal Hill Wireless, St. John’s, Newfoundland

Where Marconi RECEIVED the 1st Transatlantic Wireless Signal

Signal Hill Wireless, St. John’s, Newfoundland thanks to joe-kster

Signal Hill Wireless, St. John’s, Newfoundland thanks to joe-kster

Did you know that Marconi’s company was selected to supply the wireless for the first (maiden, and last) voyage of the Titanic (15-Apr-1912)? Unfortunately, the wireless operator on duty that fateful night was so preoccupied with sending a huge backlog of passenger wireless messages (to Cape Race, Newfoundland) that he didn't pass on the last 2 warning messages of nearby icebergs to the Titanic captain...
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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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