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Sick Tombstone

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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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