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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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