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Sick Tombstone

Some warnings come too late

Sick Tombstone thanks to Dwayne Martin

What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

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