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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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