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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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