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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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