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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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