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Why Little Johnny's friends never seem to come back

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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