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Why Little Johnny's friends never seem to come back

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

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People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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