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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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