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Redneck Stove Burner

Bubba makes light of his kitchen

Redneck Stove Burner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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