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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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