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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking


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