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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Joy is not in things, it is in us. - Benjamin Franklin

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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