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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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