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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

Patience and Wisdom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus


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