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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

Patience and Wisdom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Of all the virtues, cheerfulness is the most profitable. - Orison Swett Marden

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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