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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

Patience and Wisdom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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