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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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