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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

He who loves, loves you with your dirt. - Ugandan Proverb

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale


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