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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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