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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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