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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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