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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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