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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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