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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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