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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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