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My Life in Segments

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My Life in Segments thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Because if I don't know my lines, I really don't know what I'm doing. - Christopher Walken

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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