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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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