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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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