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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown


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