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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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