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Mary Potter

Why should Harry have all the fun?

Mary Potter thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

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Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

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