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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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