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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The struggle alone pleases us, not the victory. - Blaise Pascal

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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