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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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