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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else. - R Buckminster Fuller

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. - G K Chesterton

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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