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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else. - R Buckminster Fuller

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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