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Lamp Escape

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Lamp Escape thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Hold on to your bright ideas

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Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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