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It Was That Close

I'm not sure who this woman is, but it's pretty obvious she knows you!

It Was That Close thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. - John Wooden

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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