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Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur. - Vince Lombardi


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