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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If everything is important, then nothing is. - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle. - Karl Mecklenburg

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P.J. O'Rourke

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins


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