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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch


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