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Free Nobel Peace Prize

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Free Nobel Peace Prize thanks to Mike King

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Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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