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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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