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Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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