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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Every disease is a physician. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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