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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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