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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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