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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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