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Financial Meltdown

Economic crisis reaches the North Pole

Financial Meltdown thanks to Roy Taylor

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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