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Family Picture

When 'Who's on first?' could be 'Who's in the center?'

Family Picture thanks to Richard Thiessen

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The word 'Islam' means 'peace.' The word 'Muslim' means 'one who surrenders to God.' But the press makes us seem like haters. - Muhammad Ali

Islam expect every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realise our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a glorious past. - Muhammad Ali Jinnah

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

The great lesson is that the sacred is in the ordinary, that it is to be found in one's daily life, in one's neighbors, friends and family, in one's backyard. - Abraham Maslow

Years ago - in the 70s, for about a decade - I carried a camera every place I went. And I shot a lot of pictures that were still life and landscape, using available light. - Leonard Nimoy

My dream concept is that I have a camera and I am trying to photograph what is essentially invisible. And every once in a while I get a glimpse of her and I grab that picture. - Leonard Nimoy

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house. - Steven Wright

Dawkins considers that all faith is blind faith, and that Christian and Muslim children are brought up to believe unquestioningly. Not even the dim-witted clerics who knocked me about at grammar school thought that. - Terry Eagleton

We certainly love the Muslim people. But that is not the faith of this country. And that is not the religion that built this nation. The people of the Christian faith and the Jewish faith are the ones who built America, and it is not Islam. - Franklin Graham

If you are an Arabic-speaking, Greek-Orthodox going to a French school it makes you deeply sceptical if you have to listen to three different accounts of the Crusades - one from the Muslim side, one from the Greek side and one from the Catholic side. - Nassim Nicholas Taleb

'Halal in the Family' will expose a broad audience to some of the realities of being Muslim in America. By using satire, we will encourage people to reconsider their assumptions about Muslims, while providing a balm to those experiencing anti-Muslim bias. - Aasif Mandvi

To the Muslim woman, the hijab provides a sense of empowerment. It is a personal decision to dress modestly according to the command of a genderless Creator; to assert pride in self, and embrace one's faith openly, with independence and courageous conviction. - Randa Abdel-Fattah

Al Gore, the former vice-president of the United States, lives in a mansion that uses more electricity than the average family's bungalow! David Suzuki rides on a bus that uses more fuel than a Smart car to get across Canada! And this is just the tip of the vanishing iceberg! - Linwood Barclay

Being Muslim has become synonymous with pointed questions, with tension and mistrust, even with conflict. It has become a global phenomenon with profound consequences for inter-communal relations, political rhetoric and policies at the local, regional, national and international level. - Tariq Ramadan


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