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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

No matter that we may mount on stilts, we still must walk on our own legs. And on the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom. - Michel de Montaigne

Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. - Leonardo Da Vinci

I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame. - Julie Burchill

The one thing a creator can bring to the table when everybody else has all the money and power is centeredness and the ability to walk away. Never sit at a table you can't walk away from. - Joss Whedon

Twenty-year-olds have a kind of emotional idealism about relationships and about the world that enables them to say, 'No, you lied to me. Goodbye.' When they see wickedness, they walk away. - Lorrie Moore


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