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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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