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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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