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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats


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