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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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