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It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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