#1 humor site on the 'net

Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

QuotaBills
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson


Hard Working Cop

Cattle Herding in Africa

Dutch Cowboy

How Bachelors Kill Moths

Tonsil Ring

Portrait Gallery

Piano Dog

The Art Of Politics

Martini Shirt

American Mustache

Wedding Room Dress

Redneck TP

Big Bird Feeder

City Work Crew's Slow Day

Cow Trampoline

Suspicious Blood Donor

Friends In High Places

Hair Cut Toupee

Finger Physio

Texas Steak

Triathlete with a Drinking Problem

Awning Truck Advertising

Racial Profiling Starts Early

Your Move