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Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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