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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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