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Catch of the Day

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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