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Catch of the Day

Bubba and Jethro took 2nd and 3rd trophies at the fish derby

Catch of the Day thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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