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They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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