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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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