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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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