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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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