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Attention Span

Parents - they can be so demanding

Attention Span thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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